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My favorite, classic greentext (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by nebulaone@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Herpetologist checking in. The snake doesn't assess shit. Animals use instincts first before anything else. Deer hears a noise, it bolts, then it assess.

Same with snakes. They feel vibrations, catch any glimpse of anything, get touched, they strike. Snakes are stupid. Snakes are also stupid fast. That boi would have been bit.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you, that makes sense!