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Florida man armed with garden shears survives gator attack before shot, killed by deputies (www.wesh.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Wilshire@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 19 points 3 days ago

What if they were meth alligators, and the bites are why he's high? Then it's that much more tragic for you to judge.