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got the bratwurst from the back of the grill (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In America, it's actually cheaper just to discard the kid and start over.

[–] Alaknar@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Ah, shucks, this one broke! Shame, had a good run too"

[–] tzrlk@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

IRL Roguelike. Restart when you get some some bad RNG.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

Giving birth is also super expensive though