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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 77 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Let's put that super clear:

There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.

There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.

Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it's too deep.

Just...make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you've got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other's bodies.

Also, to everyone who goes with "big dick = alpha" shit, you're both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys' minds on what makes them good for sex.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just a negative penis size!

(But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's the other way round! A penis is more a derivative of a clit. That's why that line along the balls exists: everything started out closer to a vulva, and that line is where the proto labia fused.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

just unzip that line for a vagina

[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

it was there all along! my doctor lied to me

[–] halowpeano@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Neither is derivative of the other, they both grow from a common source. It's like saying humans evolved from chimps, it's not true, both came from a common ancestor that itself is neither chimp or human.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

From the perspective of human fetal development, the structures will develop into a vulva, vagina, uterus, and ovaries unless the fetus has its own DHEAS and testosterone to alter the growth pattern. There are plenty of people that have XY chromosomes that have entirely female genitalia because their testosterone receptors are broken.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

You mean like Bez?

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

The more I know :)

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

correction: there is a social stigma that having a big dick is good, thus having a big dick is good. completely irrelevant what anyone prefers

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

stigma - a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one's reputation.

I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

oh i guess ive been misusing that word lmao

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The proper way to use it in a sentence is "stigma dick in your mouth." Trust me, I've got a really good vocabulary.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That only works on the iLadies though.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

iLadies

The sleek and intuitive alternative to e-girls

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, iLadies nuts on yer chin

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Godfuckingdammit. 🤣

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh, we live and learn. I wish I could help you find the word you need, but my brain’s fried after a long day. So… best of luck, lol.

[–] knuckleproof@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Stereotype is probably a better wording :)

[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?

Smegma?

Sorry, I couldn't resist...