FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You're looking in the wrong places, OP. Try reaching out to furry conventions.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They accuse me of being a sex thing and it becomes a screaming match. I can't bring my batteries into the conventions either.

[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

perhaps if the batteries weren't connected to your nipples ?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

My car batteries are weapons, not sex things. I explained this.

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