FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're looking in the wrong places, OP. Try reaching out to furry conventions.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They accuse me of being a sex thing and it becomes a screaming match. I can't bring my batteries into the conventions either.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would it being a sex thing ruin it for furries. Sure it may not be a sex thing for all of them. But there are a lot of sex things surrounding furries

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

That's not even what made me so mad. I kept asking them if Daniel Day-Lewis is a sex thing and they said nobody wants to see Pikachu's penis and I said I have to look at it every day how the fuck do they think Pikachu feels.

[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

perhaps if the batteries weren't connected to your nipples ?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

My car batteries are weapons, not sex things. I explained this.