this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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[โ€“] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I go rob a bank

What? There's nothing in a bank worth robbing nowadays.

If you want to be pardoned you have to think big and make sure something goes to a Trump.

[โ€“] gex@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Also make sure to not steal from someone rich, so stick to wage theft, crypto scams or tax fraud