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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or just throwing them in the sink? Y’all crazy.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don't think even Messi could kick them up there.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

So there's these things halfway up your legs and they're called knees. These can bend so that you can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I tried kicking the ice cube while holding it with my hands and got a concussion after falling

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ice-Cube is now stuck in my ceiling fan.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

He's probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.

[–] Minnels@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

And most of the time people fail with this and instead bend their back.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Beyond the Wall we kneel for no man, you expect me to bend it to a bit of ice?

HA!

Stupid kneelers....