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Gate Attendant: It appears you're pregnant?
Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?
#checkmate
I am 1000% sure they're prepared for this because they've heard it a billion times already.
You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.
Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you're pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.
I don't think they've used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?
Pretty certain they're all microwave backscatter scanners.
And anyway it's a customer service gate agent we're taking about, not the TSA.