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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shorting: cutting your jeans into shorts

[–] q181c@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's jorting. You have bejorted yourself.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shorting is when you plug your fork into an electrical outlet.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in jorts.