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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe HR should have an exit interview with Raj to let him know he's fired for wasting everyone's time and company money with moral-busting-anxiety-inducing fake interviews.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I don't understand how exit interviews are a thing. Why would anyone go to one? I'm leaving the company, I don't owe you shit. Hell, I stopped putting in 2 week notices 20 years ago. These corporations don't care about me so I don't care about them.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Are you kidding, I love going to exit interviews. Its where you can say, in great detail and without reprisal, exactly why the company sucks.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 day ago

I've had exit interviews, and I've had jobs where I wish there was an exit interview. It's possible to give feedback without burning bridges, and I don't think I've ever left a job on bad terms.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

sometimes you leave on good terms. Might give them some things to improve (although I'd say that should happen continuuously, ideally. not just at the end)

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Exit interviews are a signature quest. They need you to sign some NDA so you can't bitch about the reeeeally sketchy stuff your boss did.

If they pulled a guy out of a meeting - his meeting - to fire him, those cruel fucks deserve nothing from me but a glance in my rearview.

My last resignation was via a note added to my file on the way out. I left another job with Friday plane tickets and a go-bag and was starting work on Monday in a new time-zone.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

See my favourite is when they do the exit interview and then after try and make you sign an NDA.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I have a policy to never sign anything that isn't contingent to me getting a job. Since I'm leaving, I ain't signing shit.

[–] dariusj18@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A chance to vent about your boss in hopes they get demoted?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Come on man, that's petty as fuck.

And again, I'm leaving so my ex boss is not my problem anymore.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it is great! And since I have empathy I understand my ex-boss will be someone else's problem.