Well yeah, someone has to think of the children (and their apparent love of tentacles that is only matched by the intensity of their homophobia).
Odd you would say that, guess what the company's new venture is?
They likely don't know their staff have lives outside of the company and assume they are on board with everything as they are a family.
Well I did hear he was the one who killed Hitler.
Wait, solar panels are hard to use? When did they fuck that up?
Sure we have micro plastics, but how about eating macro plastics?
Just another ~~russian~~ american smoking accident....
Wood is too expensive for that.
You are eating baking choco chips instead of the chocolate that is for sale and also talking about how you can't afford the richer baking chocolate all while putting it all in a faux sounding positive light. It actualy reads much like things I read written in the dustbowl and depression.
This is not a normal state of affairs and phrasing the work a rounds like some uplifting lifehack makes it seem dystopian
yes, as should be calling you out on it.
"Let them eat ram"
Well even without the glizzy splurge you are talking $50 to have two people see a movie, so yeah the underlying truth behind the joke is still the same.