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How does one get a job as a goon or a thug? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[–] userofnames@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

my mom always says that you just gotta hand in your resume, shake the hand of the manager/boss sit straight up and show interest in the crime process maybe start sweeping the floor and just put a lot of work in in the crime factory.