If somebody is asked at the US border what they think of Trump - I wonder what a safe answer is. Before today - I would have thought "I don't know" was a perfectly safe answer. But a Canadian said that and they were put into database and they can't return to the US for 5 years.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Respect my president or I will deport you.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

"What do you think of President Trump?"

"I think he's strong and powerful and I respect him very, very much." They've practiced this over and over. And they watched the top-rated "How to lie" vids. They are sure they nailed it.

"Show me at least 10 pro-Trump memes on your phone. Now. Right now."

"Well... I... Um... I have them at home on my PC so—"

"Turn around and put your hands behind your back."

The guy he works is speaking into his walkie-talkie "We got a Deport Hostile for immediate processing to South Sudan."

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

yeonmi-park