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can' even edge on the train these days (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago (22 children)

There’s a free space by the window. But someone’s already sitting in the aisle seat, avoiding eye contact at all costs.You’re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up?

It is not awkward at all. Tell him to move his backpack (if there is one) and sit there.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you don't want someone to sit beside you, sit on the window seat then eagerly look at everyone walking past and pat the seat beside you. Nobody wants to sit beside that guy.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

This works 98% of the time. When it doesn't, oh boy! You're in for an "interesting" conversation!

Use at your own risk!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Or if you don't want to do the eager look thing just sit there picking your nose and examining what you dredge out.

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