No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This wasn't a thing in Canada until COVID, we've also have a huge wave of immigration and a lot of immigrants think it's chill to pretend you own public space.
To me, it's the biggest indicator you are a conceited asshole.
If someone does this on the tram I make a point of climbing past them to get to the window seat.
There’s a free space by the window. But someone’s already sitting in the aisle seat, avoiding eye contact at all costs.You’re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up?
It is not awkward at all. Tell him to move his backpack (if there is one) and sit there.
Stand really close facing him, with your bulge (male or female) at eye level, in silence, and wait.
If you don't want someone to sit beside you, sit on the window seat then eagerly look at everyone walking past and pat the seat beside you. Nobody wants to sit beside that guy.
This works 98% of the time. When it doesn't, oh boy! You're in for an "interesting" conversation!
Use at your own risk!
Or if you don't want to do the eager look thing just sit there picking your nose and examining what you dredge out.
I envy your social skills. ^^'
Its actually a lack of them.
"Hey, can you move your bag so I can have that seat?"
Is a profound lack of give a damn about how uncomfortable I make other people. They know what they are doing, quietly signalling that they dont want anybody sitting there. Other people who do have social graces will stand around quietly staring daggers and silently judging, Im just gonna make this shit awkward for the both of us.
I would argue that is a social skill even if not "grace".
They know what they are doing, quietly signalling that they dont want anybody sitting there.
Why would I give a fuck what they want? They are not entitled to the public space.
I'm socialer than a motherfucker, and I would also immediately tell this person to move their bag. I think you may be confusing people with social graces and pushovers
Yep, it's the rules of the game.
You just ask politely to move their bag, then passively offer to move their bag for them, then sling the bag onto the luggage rack and sit down.
I've also been known to sit on someone's lap when they refused to move their bag.
(Obviously with the caveat of my tall privilege. It's incredibly shit to ignore someone entirely and hope they go away)
I just move in and put my crotch in his face and then say "sorry" and people usually move the bag.
I go straight there if your bag is on the seat.
This is literally every train in Belgium, I'm pretty sure it has been for a long time. We are anti-social
'Edgers' are the cheeky commuters invading the National Rail network
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Don't cum on the train!
Don't edge on the train!
What do you people want from me?
...like, ON the train?
you want him to cum into it?
Like, I can give it a go, see what it's like.
Not edging or cumming, for starters.
Well what am I supposed to do on the train to pass the time? You can't get close and talk to anyone anymore, people get pissy and say I'm "ViOlAtInG tHeIr PeRsOnAl SpAcE".
What is he, a monk?
That sounds like more of a fetish.
You’re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up? Or do you just accept defeat and stand up for the next 30 minutes?
What's awkward about this situation? Just ask them to move and sit there.
The worst are those who edge while rawdogging the journey
Stand in the isle directly beside them. Occasionally swing a hip into them as you go over a bump. Maybe fart a little bit.
Username checks out
Maybe fart a little bit.
That's my secret Cap
This has literally always been a thing. Who's "invading"???
So annoying when the guy next to me is edging the whole time
Don't be shy, help out.
Just come on and get it over with