SirSamuel
joined 2 years ago
Oh, wait, all I do is quote Terry Pratchett and occasionally shitpost
I'm probably not a bot
This
BTW have you tried Skub? It's pretty amazing. I'd link it but it's against sub rules. Hit me up with a DM if you'd like to know more
"No Way to Prevent This," Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Tell me I chew cud for fun
I think you were correct in your top comment
It's a joke. You don't get it.
That's okay
Gypsies?
Yank?
Cry harder, Europoor
lol j/k, i don't care where you're from, and Europe is largely an awesome continent full of quite lovely people. Except for you. You're not just an ass, but a prejudiced one. Gypsies? Really? And all Yanks are murderers? It's only mostly murderers over here
I do agree with you on one thing though. Killing people over stuff is wrong. Thieves only deserve a beating. You just got to make them cry. Real, bubbly tears. Make em regret the decision and think harder before doing it again. Also, bring back corporal punishment in schools. And it's pronounced "gif"
…and this is the puffy-faced fizzblood. We have learned many interesting things about Terra from these creatures. For instance, while they often cry blood, occasionally their eyes will just, you know, burst. Seems to be pretty random, we think they evolved to burst their eyes to confuse predators
It would've cost you zero dollars to not post this
“It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.”
“Nope.”
“Pardon?”
“There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”
Carpe Jugulum
I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett
I actually don't agree with this sentiment, but this is now a Discworld thread, and I can't stop it
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