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I found a wallet containing a nice sum of money. (lazysoci.al)

submitted 1 month ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

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[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dumb dad here. Heeeelp. What's the joke I'm so obviously missing?

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 month ago

My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Expand the view for the punchline.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you! I didn't realize part of the joke was hidden on my app.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

YW. Took me a minute to sort it out as well.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

This. You're the real hero.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed to go to the comments