I recently came into a lot of money.
The bank wouldn't take it, said I'd have to rinse it off first
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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Uncle version
Oh shit, we need an Uncle Jokes community
Dumb dad here. Heeeelp. What's the joke I'm so obviously missing?
My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.
Expand the view for the punchline.
Thank you! I didn't realize part of the joke was hidden on my app.
YW. Took me a minute to sort it out as well.
This. You're the real hero.
I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine
I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed to go to the comments
I found a wallet with a nice amount of money in it.
It was 69 €.
Holy shit
This is some advanced level gourmet dad joke
