Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

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[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Dumb dad here. Heeeelp. What's the joke I'm so obviously missing?

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed to go to the comments

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