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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 weeks ago

"I also got a lock"

[–] elvith@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike...

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah sweet, my left-pad is coming today!

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

You don't get dependencies in real life like that.

You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.