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Straight white men now most oppressed group, confirms straight white man with national platform, parliamentary salary, and zero self-awareness (newsthump.com)
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[–] some_guy 1 points 3 weeks ago

I get beaten up by random crowds. I'm gonna go incognito as a homosexual trans-Black man to escape. It's so tough being a cis white male!

/it's sarcasm, fuck off.