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[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 152 points 2 days ago (15 children)

the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)

For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I'm Brazilian and I don't know what a Brazilian butt lift is

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't even know how many a Brazilian is.

[–] proper@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

I think it’s a vermillion plus a gillian

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