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Are you allowed to say, "bomb" when you stand behind the counter?
Sure. But.
Story time:
I was once annoyed at the airport x-ray and joked something like "duh, of course there's a bomb in my bag ๐".
The security guy then said: "I know you're joking, you know you're joking, but I now must search your luggage thoroughly. Congratulations."
Lesson learned: never say "bomb" in an airport. You might have the right, but it will make your & other people's day shittier.
I want to make their days shittier, thanks for the tip
What if my grandfather was a bombardier?
Both you and grandfather are getting a federal colonoscopy.
Federal Colonoscopy in action:
That gif has a smell.