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[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The punchline was about how religion and prostitution are two of the oldest professions known to humanity only superseded by being a farmer.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I guess you haven’t learned the unwritten rule on the three things you don’t talk about in the workplace: sex, religion, and politics.

You got sex and religion in there, did you also try to work something in there about politics too?

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 4 points 9 months ago

This is so american, people should talk about politics

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I called religion a profession/business. I think that covers it.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

This is unwise. Best case is people don't laugh at a lame variation of a very old joke, worst case is you lose your job for expressing intolerance of people's religion and/or for being demeaning towards women. Middle case is you get a lecture by HR.

Unless your workplace is a comedy club, maybe stick to dad jokes. You're being paid to work, not be an edgy comedian. And your co-workers are most certainly not being paid to laugh at your jokes.

If your workplace was a comedy club, the audience is still not being paid to laugh at your jokes and a big part of your job would be to read the room.

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What’s your setup? I do joke writing as a hobby.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Oh cool! Show us! Can you write joke about Amelia Earhart? No coconut crabs, that's too easy.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I could have sworn I had one, alas it's nowhere to be found.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 9 months ago

Like God when someone really needs she/he/they?