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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It assumes that we sites are under constant ddos

It is literally happening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQk2mPcAAWo https://thelibre.news/foss-infrastructure-is-under-attack-by-ai-companies/

It assumes that anubis is effective against ddos attacks

It's being used by some little-known entities like the LKML, FreeBSD, SourceHut, UNESCO, and the fucking UN, so I'm assuming it probably works well enough. https://policytoolbox.iiep.unesco.org/ https://xeiaso.net/notes/2025/anubis-works/

anti-AI wave

Oh, you're one of those people. Enough said. (edit) By the way, Anubis' author seems to be a big fan of machine learning and AI.

(edit 2 just because I'm extra cross that you don't seem to understand this part)

Do you know what a web crawler does when a process finishes grabbing the response from the web server? Do you think it takes a little break to conserve energy and let all the other remaining processes do their thing? No, it spawns another bloody process to scrape the next hyperlink.