Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?
I'm hoping it's not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box
You can't even see the instruction until you've already opened it. It has to be a joke.
It's like a giant cardboard calzone
You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?
Of course. I'm not eating that "edible" plate some of you call crust
Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?
I'm hoping it's not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box
You can't even see the instruction until you've already opened it. It has to be a joke.
It's like a giant cardboard calzone
You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?
Of course. I'm not eating that "edible" plate some of you call crust