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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago

That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.

Who do I sue?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Your parents, probably.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I’m hoping that whomever created this meme realizes that the pizza box maker probably put that there as a joke, and it’s not a serious warning.

[-] ClarkFlankblast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm wondering what flavor the box is.

[-] ngwoo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tastes like the smell of pizza

[-] cre0@kbin.social -4 points 1 year ago

I’m hoping that whoever created this comment realizes that the meme-maker probably used that line as a joke, and it’s not a serious sentiment.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm hoping that whoever thought this thought realizes that the commenter probably used his response for Internet meme points, and doesn't necessarily hold any particular view expressed.

[-] awesome_person@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭

[-] cre0@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath

[-] gamey@feddit.rocks 16 points 1 year ago

If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

we're going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Remove clothing before ironing.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency...

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.

[-] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?

I'm hoping it's not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

You can't even see the instruction until you've already opened it. It has to be a joke.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's like a giant cardboard calzone

[-] skulblaka@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?

[-] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 1 points 1 year ago

Of course. I'm not eating that "edible" plate some of you call crust

[-] dimeslime@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

It's definitely NOT delicious, I'm NOT having a scrumptious 5 course meal with it, you DON'T want it

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

But the skin is the best part!

[-] loom_in_essence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I invented the left handed pizza peeler.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"Most people don't eat the rind, but men do."

[-] Bigs@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

"Come on! My kids are starvin'!"

"This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... 'Fuck You, I'm Eating.'"

[-] SantaClaus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

So you're just going to drop a Cylon slur like that?

They're People of Cylonic origin now, grandpa.

[-] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

was about to be funny and say it's biodegradeable, but it turns out humans can't digest cardboard.

the more you know.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean it's made from wood, we can't digest wood.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's pure fiber.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don't exist.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

See, now because of me there's a warning.

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Why does that pizza taste like glass and plastic?

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.

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