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Bethesda remasters Elder Scrolls VI announcement trailer for original trailer’s seven year anniversary (hard-drive.net)

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Bethesda Game Studios director and executive producer Todd Howard unveiled The Elder Scrolls VI Announcement Trailer: Remastered during a showcase of the company’s upcoming projects, sources confirm.

“We want to take you back to that moment at E3 in 2018,” Howard said during his keynote speech, “we want to put you in the seat of a games journalist, fan, or YouTube reactor seeing the trailer for the first time. To watch the camera soar over that non-descript mountain range as the title appears. If we can rekindle the same feelings you had on that day, then I think we’ve succeeded as artists.” [...]

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[–] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm not even slightly hopeful for anything new from Bethesda. They have zero talent these days. The suits and executives have ruined the company. It's not even a chance in hell. Anything they put out in the future will be even worse than starfield. AI and greed has destroyed any good future for the AAA industry. Even a Morrowind remaster would sit pathetic and ashamed next to the old version modded up. So fuck you Mr. Howard, your company is now garbage and all you have is lies.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I bet it'll have Unreal engine crammed on top, too. It'll look, and run, like shit.

Now, OpenMW and Skyblivion... let's fucking go.

[–] Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

I cant wait to pirate the game a year after release, load it up with a million mods, play for 20 minutes and never play it again