I am going to fact-check your face into your face...

Shame they weren't ghosts... somethin' else would've stood up for Bev.

Like all the abandoned event Pokemon that are in the files and never fuckin' released.

I used to hand out event cards for the arceus and gigatons flutes during Diamond and Pearl. Kids loved my store.

*monkey's paw curls* now it costs even more.

That was the one where the chick could switch to white hair and swap between "worlds" just like Silent Hill but slightly different?

Ephinea server's been going strong. It's great. PSO BlueBurst (GameCube, plus episode 4).

Narrator: They didn't.

"Hey google. Play The Pink Room by Angelo Badalamente."

The s&p hit a new all-time high again! Things're great, duh.

Shhhhh!! The only people that know are the ones who read the source material

You have to remember... those headlines aren't for you. They're for the average idiot who isn't even remotely interested in the scientific mumbo jumbo and allbthat highly technical gobbledygook. They want to be spoonfed a statement they can parrot to a co-worker and move on with their day being a terrible consumer of info.

All new straight-to-DVD film, "Air coughing fit"