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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Such an interrupting crow

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"knock knock"

"Who's there"

"The interrupting cow"

"The interrupting cow wh.." "MOOOOOOO"

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Immediately pushes FLAGS, CS, and IP onto the stack, clears IF, and jumps to the cow Service Routine at 0x0000:0x0040

I thought of a better version: Immediately stacks everything I'm carrying and jumps on the cow

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 days ago

It's the CORVID-19