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Y'all need to name your vacuum. Uncharles does a great job at my house.
I named mine Nemo because he's always finding things. Like socks.
Uncharles? Was Decarl taken by your humidifier?
Who is Decarl? Uncharles is a character from an Adrian Tchaikovsky book. He's a butler robot who kills his master and denies his own sentience. Super charmer.
Aptly named
Mine is Pazuzu, he wards off Lamashtu with his fell winds (also he is evil, because he is a robot)
Yours also has a theme song to play during operation.
Marvin is doing his job.