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[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Chinese probably gave them normal gifts, pins, and phones because why waste money on tech when top secret files are stored in the bathroom and POTUS tweets sensitive information?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

probably want his launch codes.

[–] Legisign@europe.pub 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.

[–] hume_lemmy@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.

"Yes sir, here's the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8."

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Man, I don't need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel

The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he'll fail.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Beginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)