Crackhappy

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

This is the way. I've used a purse for years and it is so much better.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

He's taking the fluoride out of fluorida

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I'm so happy that I sunk a lot of money into other currencies a few months ago.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Adipose exceptionalism, tired and broken down.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Incoherence is an admirable trait in the newly inebriated, but not as celebrated in comments on the Internet. I suppose.

 
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yes. I do not believe there is any chance whatsoever to make America great again, as we were 1 year ago.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hey, someone has to provide shade for poor people.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mate, re-read what you wrote.

 

I must admit, I wasn't taking a shower when I had that thought.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

There can be only one CaptPretentious.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

While I hate Trump as much as the next guy, this has been brewing for literal decades. And of course Trump is making a serious catastrophe worse too.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope he doesn't Betty White.

 

What if it were 100? Or 1000? or 10000? or 100000?

At what point do you ask questions?

 

I am seriously thinking of commissioning a simple tungsten cube emblazoned with cuneiform style figures, set up on a stainless steel platform. For the legacy. For someone millions of years from now.

 

Will you be there to support Managed Democracy?!?

 

I ran outside,

Utterly silent,

Utterly dark,

Searching the morn for a glimmer,

No sun.

 
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