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Site: "I don't feel so good...." (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago

Especially if you randomize the fade within a given range over time.

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 119 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

For added theatrics, after they pay you can slowly fade the site back in over a few days too, as if websites need bill money the same way humans need food, and it is slowly getting better after "being starved"

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

I like the way you think.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Make the fade only apply 25% (or maybe a percentage range) of the time at first, slowly increase how often and how intense the opacity is. lol

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Or, make it fade more and more for each "unique" visitor. Make sure it hits after they start their marketing campaign.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

What the duck did I do.

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