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[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 211 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fade should be slow and subtle. At first the client thinks they are just imagining it, but then they start getting customer support calls about the site being faded, and their bosses are pointing it out too in meetings, and as it happens more and more the panic really begins to set in.

Finally they reach out to you in a desperation when there's barely anything left of the site and ask you to urgently fix the problem, and you just shrug your shoulders sympathetically and explain it's happening because they haven't paid - but not like in a way that suggests you are doing it on purpose, but a way where it's simply an unavoidable natural consequence, like if you didn't pay your electricity bill your power would get cut and the site is slowly "dying" and fading away because of that.

They'd pay so fast.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

Especially if you randomize the fade within a given range over time.

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 111 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For added theatrics, after they pay you can slowly fade the site back in over a few days too, as if websites need bill money the same way humans need food, and it is slowly getting better after "being starved"

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I like the way you think.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Make the fade only apply 25% (or maybe a percentage range) of the time at first, slowly increase how often and how intense the opacity is. lol

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Or, make it fade more and more for each "unique" visitor. Make sure it hits after they start their marketing campaign.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What the duck did I do.

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