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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

If it doesn't work, ok.

It doesn't

Then some unc on the internet was wrong.

He is.

Wouldn't be the first time.

I'm sure.

But it's clear that you're not satisfied with the results of your current approach.

But doctor, that is my current approach.

So yeah, that is what happened.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But doctor, that is my current approach.

You could have said that instead of a wall of angry screeching. You opted for the latter.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Really tbh the best part is the assumption "oh you have trouble finding a committed relationship? Must be because you literally do absolutely nothing and have no hobbies at all, you're probably the only one who has figured out stasis." Like what do you think I just go into a coma? Sure work and sleep takes up a good majority of my time like anyone else but then after that I simply cease to exist until my next shift?

Did this make it sound like I was saying "actually you're right I do enter stasis" or "of course I have hobbies you fucking maroon.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It sounds like I touched a nerve.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yes any time anyone calls out your trite ass hack platitudes it means you touched a nerve lmao, they couldn't possibly just be making fun of you and everyone else who has the same banal asinine assumption.

Live laugh love ass bullshit.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's clear to me that you are unwilling to entertain any advice and prefer instead to wallow in self-pity until you're devoured by cats. Goodbye, fancy feast.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Your advice was "give up" lmao, duh.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure was, meow mix. Guess you're determined to figure it out in retrospect. Hope you get there.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

By the nature of the advice there's nothing to figure out, it leaves it entirely to chance and luck, it barely qualifies as advice, it's like "wanna get rich? Stop trying and hope for money."

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The rationale is in my initial comment. Take the advice or don't.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well we've again arrived at the "been there done that" phase, where I remind you that I have been given up, but that still isn't "dating advice."