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[โ€“] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Easy. Just use utf-32 and make the text field a maximum of 500 letters. That will be a maximum of 2000 bytes, doesn't matter if the user is french or Chinese.

[โ€“] Kojichan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago