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Orcas Getting a Little Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Solve All Your Billionaire Problems (theneedling.com)
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After yet another week of hearing humans ask them to sink billionaire yachts for them, today local orca pods announced they’re getting a little sick and tired of being asked all the time to do humans’ dirty work for them.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's like asking the kids to be the adult in the room. We should be protecting them.