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Doubt any parent will fail to understand (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you know?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

It's part of the package when you request a copy of the recording. You get to pick an impersonation of either Jacques Cousteau, Morgan Freeman, Werner Herzog, or Johnny Sins to narrate the procedure.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That sounds hilarious - Damn, maybe I should've gotten sedated...

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

not available for sedation, only for total knockout with intubation

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

...Pity. I like my group-butt-stuff-wit-random-strangers-for-totally-medical-reasons conensual

Or something. I don't know how any more

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait where do they offer Herzog?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Under the soft narcotic fog of sedation, the patient realizes that all human ambition. Every empire, symphony, and love affair. Ultimately leads to this, a stranger navigating the bleak pink corridors of one’s lower bowel in search of polyps.

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mine doesnt offer Herzog.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

When I came to the Johnny Sins I spitted my drink.