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I wish the whole world spoke and wrote the same language. (programming.dev)
submitted 5 months ago by zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Granted .. now everyone and everything is written and spoken in the language of the deep river country, Ngan’gikurunggurr, which you'll need to learn to read, write and speak.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least I'll be immersed.