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I wish the whole world spoke and wrote the same language. (programming.dev)

submitted 5 months ago by zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] naork@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Granted. It’s the same language pigeons use to communicate. It’s not complex enough to communicate math and science, and everyone starts bobbing their necks to get their point across.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

Well, that's where I'm at with a majority of the world's population anyway.