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[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He needs to start bragging about his cognitive tests.

[โ€“] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And hold a mule cart race in the red square, rename the St. Basil's Cathedral at the Vladimir Putin Cathedral, paint it with fake gold, throw some pelmeni on the walls, put weird lengthy brass and bronze plaques everywhere, shit his pants constantly, sleep constantly at his comically long marble table where he meets foreign leaders and dignitaries, and tell everyone his obvious signs of disease are just signs of being too awesome a handshaker.