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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He needs to start bragging about his cognitive tests.

[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And hold a mule cart race in the red square, rename the St. Basil's Cathedral at the Vladimir Putin Cathedral, paint it with fake gold, throw some pelmeni on the walls, put weird lengthy brass and bronze plaques everywhere, shit his pants constantly, sleep constantly at his comically long marble table where he meets foreign leaders and dignitaries, and tell everyone his obvious signs of disease are just signs of being too awesome a handshaker.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We capture one kilometer, lose one kilometer, capture same kilometer. You see comrade now we capture two kilometer

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

ah, yes. the famous putin gross amounts, not nyet.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Same logic as AI companys' profits

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

There are four 7s in the word kilometer. Let me show you where they are: kil7o7met7er7

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago
[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

You don't get to claim territory multiple times if you keep gaining and losing it Vlad

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Big if true

"We're so good at military, we have captured four Ukraines. They come stacked like pancakes!"