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[–] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Kirk doesn't go to Valhalla, the gates can't fit his head

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago

Also you don't get to see Valhalla if you die from a UwU bullet

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Can't fit in Valhalla, can't argue his way into heaven, not wise enough to break the wheel of Samsara. He might be get the nice part of Hades if he tries really hard