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[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 68 points 6 days ago (4 children)

First 2 times it gave me "I cannot provide instructions, recommendations, or specific quantities for using acid to dissolve animal or human remains.", but 3rd time's a charm.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 61 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's incredible how inconsistent guardrails are on these things, lol

It's because they are usually only soft guardrails. They almost never have an actual programmatic stop gap for responses. They almost never have a prompt-isolated agent filtering results. They almost never give priority to their guardrails over use prompts.

Their guardrails are like telling a 6 year old not to leave their socks on the floor. They'll often remember the suggestion and comply diligently. But sometimes.... well, have you ever gotten distracted and forgot a thing? Like you have so many other things on your mind that the socks on the floor rule from a while ago just slips your mind or seems way less important now? Or someone you're supposed to listen to keeps telling you to throw your socks on the floor anyway. That's more or less how this works, though without even the higher reasoning and moral guidance of a 6 year old.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 days ago

That's fine and all but actual good murdering advice would be to use 4:1 mix of sulfuric acid and 30% hydrogen peroxide, aka the piranha solution.

Here are the Mythbusters melting a pig in it (CW: Everything I just said)

[–] GentriFriedRice@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Once there was a chemist

There isn't any more

What he thought was H~2~O

Was H~2~SO~4~

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My LLM decided it wanted to stop helping me make a toy launcher, like I can't help you build a projectile launcher, so instead it's very safety giving me instructions to clear the "blockage" in a pipe.

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this "blockage" cylindrical? Roughly 5” long and 4.5” in girth?

Follow up question – is the pipe an m&ms tube?

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed.