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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Grug make thinky box do good.

Grug too dumb to understand impossible.

Peers say server too weak for search. Grug write custom search. Customer happy. Boss happy. Peers say it fail edge case. Grug shrug.

Peers say web app can't use CLI tool. Grug make extension. Customers happy. Boss happy. Peers say that cheating. Grug too dumb for rules.

Grug code small. Get used lots. Peers code big. Argue about reviews. Never get deployed.

Grug strongest there is

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Grug too dumb for rules" is legitimately good programming advice.