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The other monkeys would kill the hoarding monkey and take his bananas. Maybe the monkeys have it figured out.
Eat and masturbate all day
Sleep in a tree
Occasionally violently murder others causing you distress
Yeah, I think they have it pretty figured out. We fucked it up
We never should of gotten down from the trees. Big mistake
With humans, the monkeys with atleast one banana defend the banana hoarder because they want to kill the starving monkeys.