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[โ€“] Zron@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Eat and masturbate all day

Sleep in a tree

Occasionally violently murder others causing you distress

Yeah, I think they have it pretty figured out. We fucked it up

[โ€“] OleFoFa@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

We never should of gotten down from the trees. Big mistake