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did you know that if you eat an entire jar of green olives in one sitting you'll get explosive diarrhea? um, that's what my friend told me
I was once browsing a food/produce open air market right near closing time. A merchant asked me if I wanted to buy two whole pineapples, for $1.00. I said yes.
Then I took them home and ate two whole pineapples in one sitting (after I peeled and sliced them).
My stomach hated me for several days.
That's hilarious. (but delicious)
Pineapple bites back. I tried drinking whiskey and eating fresh pineapple once and screamed and threw my glass down
Pineapple hates me. I just can't eat it anymore because it burns my tongue and throat for several hours after I eat it. You have balls, man!
Oh god yes. My mouth and throat were raw. Still worth it.
That's why I eat black olives. The properly cured black olives is my secret. I can't get enough of them.